We wanted to end the year with a big bang by fighting in a UFC fight at the Coeur D’Alene Casino, however ultimate fighters apparently have to be “in shape” to enter. One look at us and the promoters said, “Are you related to Lindsay Lohan?” So we decided to go to Laser Quest instead, which is just as terrifying and perilous as UFC, but at least somebody won’t be sticking fingers in any of our orifices.
After watching the atrocious lack of hip-hop on American Idol, which we watch religiously every Wednesday night, we decided to show Simon a thing or too. So bursting out of the slightly broken door on our trailer home, which recently underwent a wonderful renovation including a Jacuzzi (an inflatable kiddy pool with a fan in it) and a water park (a soapy tarp), we headed for the PUB recording studio to become the next coming of Dr.
A week after diving into the world of male modeling, we’re proud to say that we haven’t gotten in a freak gasoline fight accident yet. But hopefully soon. Eagle Entertainment was in need of two exceptionally good-looking individuals for their annual fashion show, and instead they had to settle for us.
In celebration of the founding of this fine school, the Eastern Rangers decided to explore the fine town that this fine school is located in. As you can see there are a lot of fine things around this fine area. Our adventure, tentatively called the Hansen and Knopik Expedition, started at Cheney City hall because we had basically nowhere else to start.
Filling out an NCAA Tournament bracket accurately is like trying to score at The Basement while being dressed like a clown. It just doesn’t work, takes some originality and in the end, if you’re successful, you just wake up with a hangover and big red shoes.