2012 election: a new hope

Every four years, the presidential elections drop further into a lapse of reason, using strategies to capture American voters that wouldn’t work on a fifth grader. “South Park” created an accurate analogy of presidential elections during the episode in which the boys had to choose a new school mascot. The character Stan refused to vote […]

No courtesy on the basketball court

This year’s NBA season has taught that people expect an incredible amount of decorum out of high school graduates. Kevin Garnett was vilified for saying Charlie Villanueva, who suffers from alopecia, looked like a “cancer patient.” Kobe Bryant was fined $100,000 for calling a referee a homosexual slur while on the bench. Now that the […]

Pick up lines: pick your kind

Many people come to college with the hope of finding their one true love. They attend parties, talk to all the prospective boys or girls in class and date relentlessly until they find that special someone they can’t live without. While most hope to find The One Forever, there are still many who are looking […]

Letters to the Editor: 5/4/11

Don’t cancel intramural games   Everyone knows this spring has not been the best when it comes to weather. But is a little rain any excuse to cancel an outdoor intramural sport just because the field becomes wet? This leads to a problem in different ways and aspects. When people join intramurals, the captains pay […]

Marriage for life is a dying breed of romantic lifestyle

Responses to ‘False advertising leads to power-based relationships’

Letter from the Editor: A response to concerned readers

Mooching has finally gone too far

Humpday Quickie article clarified

Mr. Know-It-All 4/20/11

Dear Mr. Know-It-All, I’m having an issue with my roommate who refuses to clean — whether it be the kitchen, bathroom or even her cat’s litterbox. What can I do to compel my roommate to be more considerate? -Catshit Insane   Dear Insane, Roommates can be an unbearable burden at times, but they’re critical to […]

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